kittycatsandmaryjane:

celibacy:

*gasp* for me?

joeygaray
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frankierosbuttblog:

this will never not be funny

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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sumatrastreet:

sherlock is SO MUCH BIGGER than john and this is why he needs to be in john’s lap at all times

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bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

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kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 
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theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

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