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radbun:

radbun:

is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out

please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase

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awwww-cute:

Babe, I couldn’t pick just one

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unamusedsloth:

We would all just probably end up playing with this clever dog all day anyways. [Video]

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hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

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signaltheriflemen:

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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I don’t care what you think I think this joke is funny and people getting mad about it is even funnier.

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>__<

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thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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